sharp words

“This is mature. The characters never hesitate to communicate what they feel openly. They don’t sit around crying for long, long static shots; they talk. They do’t wait around for misunderstandings to be turned into convenient plot twists like in other movies, and this, perhaps, is one of the first things people won’t like in Shabd. It’s no holds barred without degenerating into a shouting match…”

The job of a movie reviewer, in simple terms, is to tell you about a film and whether or not it is, in their opinion, worth your time and money. This is generally taken as meaning that the films recommended fall within what would be considered a ‘good movie’ by the reader or the majority of them. If it’s recommended, then it must be a good movie, or if it’s not your definition of a good movie then it must be what is considered a good movie by the ‘critical community’ and is therefore worth watching nonetheless.

I recall an incident a couple of years ago when a guy who runs a popular movie website put a film on his top ten of the year list, and mentioned that when he asked critics why they had given said film such a drubbing in print (while admitting to love it personally), they all replied that they couldn’t recommend it to their readers wholeheartedly, that is was a movie that would not be well received by the majority of their readers.

This situation does bring to light the fact that the majority of people look at cinema as a convenient piece of entertainment that doesn’t challenge them. The rationale is that they work hard all day and when they spend their 50 rupees, 30 dhirams or 8 dollars, they expect pay off not just in a general sense, but within a pre-conceived notion they have of cinematic entertainment. This has led to the heavy-handed genre system in place today. In America you have Comedies, Dramas, Romances, Action movies, Fantasies and Horror/Thrillers, and in India we have pretty much the same ones, although they tend to all smoosh together frequently. In a three hour movie with a fifteen minute interval in-between, you can start with a comedy/romance, have a dramatic/horror mid-point cliffhanger, followed by an action heavy second half and dramatic resolution.

This would translate into the standard ‘masala movie’ plotline of boy introduced — SONG — comedy involving boy’s buddies, Girl introduced — SONG — boy meets girl — SONG(s) (depending on duration of courtship) — girl’s parents/boy’s villainous rival/supernatural thingy objects, boy/girl dies/nearly dies — INTERVAL — boy fights all odds to defeat the minions of girl’s parents/villainous rival/supernatural thingy, gets beat up — SAD SONG — villains party — ITEM SONG — boy shows up, has final showdown, wins girl, buddies show up for one last joke, freeze frame on group shot, roll credits.

This is you standard Hindi movie. This is what has, is, and will be the staple plotline of 90% of Hindi films for a long, long time. People say it’s all the same, that they want something different, but when something different — something truly different — does come along, they scoff at it and shun it like the plague (this is why four of the best films last year — Lakshya, Swades, Yuva and Meenaxi — were all critical flops, and not exactly commercial blockbusters).

Variations work. You can keep the same basic plotline, just shuffle the cards around and play it under new lights. In the 70s it was the Angry Young Man kind of films, the post-independence generation grown up and raging against the grimy machine that birthed them. In the 80s it was the more angry young men, only now they’d traded in their suits and
flared pants for stubbles, mullets and red baniyans, and while their predecessors were content with being angry at their daddies and the daddies of their lovers who had killed their daddies, the 80s hero was raging against The System.

Or Mogambo.

Mogambo (and Shakha and every other Blofeld-via-Gemini-Circus villain from that age) were still well tied into The System. Politicians were always hanging around their palatial dens, the pawns of these cancerous megavillains.

In the 90s people got a little sick of all the raging, and so the villains in the traditional sense were removed entirely, and replaced by familial discord, ideological differences, vanity and jealousy and the unstoppable urge to love, with nary a violent finger being lifted, except, of course, in all those gangster movies that followed Satya.

It is now 2005, and it’s about time we saw what this decade’s variation will be. A shrewd movie watcher will have already seen it, most notably last year. Most people don’t like this villain; most people don’t even know that they don’t like this villain, but they shun any movie that features it. The 2000s’ villain is the villain within. Or, to be more specific, it is the villain that many of today’s top directors are featuring.

So while Swades was about a man trying to find his country within him, Yuva was about three paths on that same road, each ending in a different destination. Meenaxi was about the giving of oneself, the cleaving of a part of you, about selfishness and life and the love of your creations, and Lakshya, the most straightforward, was simply about being. It’s not only last year; films like Dil Chahta Hai and Aks were tackling the villain as far back as 2001.

Which brings us to Shabd.

Leena Yadav’s film is very hard to describe, in the same way that M.F. Husain’s Meenaxi: Tale of 3 Cities was hard to describe, and if I were to compare Shabd to any other film, then it would be that one. Both are about writers, their muses, writers’ block, and love. Shabd has a much more straightforward storyline — unlike Meenaxi, it isn’t abstract — but nor is it a totally straightforward tale. You could say it’s like a Jeanette Winterson novel; it tells a story with rhythm and texture and mood.

The plot is basically about once-great-now-not novelist Shaukath Vashisht (Sanjay Dutt) starting his new novel after a two year dry spell following his second novel’s critical drubbing), his professor wife Antara (Aishwarya Rai) and the new, young professor in her school (Zayed Khan).
It’s a love story that is mature and warm and mad all at the same time, and for once, ‘mature’ doesn’t just mean that the protagonists wear suits instead of garish college-wear, or mention sex once in a while.

This is mature. The characters never hesitate to communicate what they feel openly. They don’t sit around crying for long, long static shots; they talk. They don’t wait around for misunderstandings to be turned into convenient plot twists like in other movies, and this, perhaps, is one of the first things people won’t like about Shabd. It’s no holds barred without degenerating into a shouting match (the other hallmark of ‘mature’ cinema).

The film looks and sounds gorgeous. Too often films use fancy effects and edits without adding anything to the experience, but in Shabd‘s case the editing, cinematography and post-production (along with Vishal-Shekhar’s excellent music) are essential. This is one of those cinematic movies; I can’t imagine it in any other format but on the big screen.

Aseem Bajaj’s cinematography is one of the highlights of the film; it alone is worth the price of the ticket. His camera is intimate and warm, lingering, quietly energetic. His work in Chameli was also top notch — although I was put off by a few times he resorted to gimmicky focus-effects and somewhat staid compositions — but Shabd is on another level entirely.

Performace-wise, Sanjay Dutt steals the film; he has a tough job too, since for much of the film he he alone on screen. I had never pegged him as a solid dramatic actor (he’s great in comedies like Khoobsurat and Munnabhai M.B.B.S.) but this performance is wonderfully nuanced, restrained and complex.

Look, Aishwarya Rai is very beautiful and all, but she’s never really delivered a performance I was 100% happy with. Until now. Yes, true believers, even she does a good job. Zayed Khan is rough in spots, but as the squeaky clean, vivacious ‘other man’ he holds his own. Certainly his best performance so far.

What more can I say; I think the film is near-perfect.

Near
Perfect? Why not Perfect?

Because I can tell you right now, that 99% you will not like Shabd. It’s not the kind of film most people (critics included) will like; it bends most of the rules of commercial cinema while still being a commercial film; it’s not set up to be consumed in bite-sized chunks. It expects the audience to have — if not a brain — then at least an open mind and an imagination. In short, it’s a film by a writer, made for writers.

I can’t tell you to go see Shabd because you’ll like it. However, I’m not one of those critics who ‘owes it to his audience’ to
say a film is good only if it will appeal to them.

So I urge you, go see Shabd, because it’s worth seeing.

society bitch

Page 3‘s strength is in its frankness. Subjects like homosexuality, drug abuse, sex, infidelity and yes, even pedophilia are depicted, no holds barred. Despite the inherent shock value of all these things, the film didn’t leave me with the impression that it was only for shock; things flow quite naturally.

If you would have told me two years ago (when Amit Saxena’s Jism was doing the rounds) that today a frank, slice-of-life movie about Mumbai’s high-society would be the first hit of the year (while skin flicks that try to out-thigh and out-cleavage Jism are being released), I would have told you it was highly unlikely.

But here were are in February 2005, THE FUTURE, and Madhur Bhandarkar’s Page 3 is out and strutting proud, even in the face of such heavily star-laden competitors like Black and Shabd (more on this film in a later post).

To be honest, I’ve never seen Madhur Bhandarkar’s work (despite the fact that he worked on one of my all-time favourites, Rangeela. Chandni Bar didn’t interest me in the least, Satta I have only ever seen half of (it did nothing for me, which is the worst thing a piece of entertainment can do), and Aan… well, it came out in the same year as Khakee, need I say more?

The only reason I actually trekked all the way down to Sterling to see Page 3 was Boman Irani. I could watch Boman Irani watching paint dry, and even though his screen-time in the film is limited, his performance alone is well worth the price of admission.

Irani plays the editor of a fictitious newspaper called Nation Today (which looks suspiciouly like the Bombay Times suppliment of the Times of India), and sparkly-eyed 22-year-old reporter Madhavi (Konkona Sen-Sharma) is the kid in charge of page 3, the page dedicated to pictures of the high-society parties and the people who populate them. Most of the time, nobody knows who these people are or what they do, but that they are famous and appear on Page 3 now and then.

The film opens, appropriately enough, on a PR agency pitching to a newly US returned NRI businessman (that guy who played Dr Rustom in Munnabhai M.B.B.S.) who can speak very little English, a subtle and realistic joke. The PR agency arranges a party in his name, marking his arrival into Mumbai society, and it is in this party that we are introduced to the major players in the movie. All the usual archetypes/stereotypes are present: the air-kissing middle-aged wives, the drink-drug-sex binging teenage kids of said wives, their armani-clad industrialist husbands, starlets, politicians, mafia, etc. In addition to this, a separate track involving all the chauffers of the party people runs concurrent to each do, and this serves as depricating comedy/commentary to what his going on inside.

In all this Madhavi does her reportergiri, not entirely reluctantly too. The rest of the film does have a plot, and a pretty decent one too, but to summarise it would be to take something away Let’s just say that in high society everyone is not as they seem, a few people die, a few people change (Madhavi among them), but the parties, inexorably, go on.

Page 3‘s strength is in its frankness. Subjects like homosexuality, drug abuse, sex, infidelity and yes, even pedophilia are depicted, no holds barred (okay, the pedophilia is not exactly shown — that would be illegal — but nor is it merely hinted at off-camera; this caused quite a shock in the Indian audience I saw it with, as we’re not very used to even hearing of it here). Despite the inherent shock value of all these things, the film didn’t leave me with the impression that it was only for shock; things flow quite naturally.

What is clunky is the dialogue, especially in the party sequences. It’s as if every line is tailored to be some kind of illustrative vignette out of a 50s school documentary. Because of this most of the already plastic characters appear even more two dimensional. In stark contrast to this, all dialogue involving Madhavi and her spunky room-mate Pearl (Sandhya Mridul, amazing as always) is punchy and entertaining, as is the office banter between Madhavi, Boman Irani and Bhandarkar favourite Atul Kulkarni (as a crime reporter, another well essayed role by the actor).

As the protagonist, Konkona Sen-Sharma is adequate, but doesn’t really endear and is a bit plain; in a film populated by dislikeable cardboard cutouts, it would have helped immensely to have a lead with some charisma. Oh well, on second viewing I’ll just substitute her with Rani Mukherji. I’m getting quite adept at this.

Another letdown is the cinematography. It’s functional, but that’s about it.

And finally, the worst offender is the audiography and dubbing, which ranges from okay to horrendous, and really takes away from the viewing experience.

Without giving away the ending, let me say that it impressed me; for once a realistic film has a realistic, mature ending. Too often do these kinds of films devolve into either sugary, deus-ex-machina meets jingoism endings (Nayak… oh wait, the entire film was like that) or total dystopian megatragedy (far too many to list here). Page 3 has a Mumbai ending; it seems cold, unfeeling, and harsh, but it’s actually empowering and positive.

One thing to note, though: there’s a sequence later in the film that is very gory (it’s the aftermath of a bomb blast, so what do you expect?), so stay away, all ye of gentler constitutions (as if the mention of pedophilia wasn’t enough).

Page Three is worth a watch on DVD (the TV-like cinematography will lend itself well to the small screen), or a cheap ticket at a matinee show.

Oh, and dear Mr Bhandarkar: do not tease us with Hrishitaa Bhatt in the music video and not have her in the actual film. I was sorely disappointed. Now that woman would have made an excellent Madhavi.

poptalk

25 things I would say to Kabir Sadanand about his first film, Popcorn Khao! Mast Ho Jao!:

01. Fire your Editor (or get him to switch to organics).

02. Fire the Dubbing department.

03. Sync Sound worked for Chameli, and it would have worked for you.

04. Apologise to your cinematographer for sullying his magnificent work with such a crappy film.

05. Compared to Rashmi Nigam, even Sonu Nigam would have done a better job.

06. Stick to writing comedy dialogue, it’s your strong suit.

07. You do not need two Items in one film.

08. Also, the purpose of an Item Song is to actually spend some time on the Item… oh heck, just see #01

09. Establishing shots were invented for a reason.

10. So was the Plot Curve.

11. I mean, what the hell was the conflict?

12. Tell Akshay Kapoor that he’s in a Hindi Movie, not on a Broadway stage, and that the two do not necessarily demand the same kind of acting.

13. I know the big, expensive edit-suites at Prime Focus have sexy sexy post-effects, but that doesn’t mean you need to use all of them.

14. (come to think of it, maybe you need to switch to organics too)

15. (better yet, quit altogether)

16. Tell the guy who designed the logo to get a dildo or something, man.

17. Also, putting “This Season’s Warmest Love Story!” on the DVD box is just… ew.

18. Three Words: Plot. Coherence. Verisimilitude.

19. On second thoughts: PLOTPLOTPLOTPLOTPLOT

20. Go visit Khadi Bhandar and see what ‘uncool’ kurtas really look like.

21. Give us back the one hour of the film that seems to have been missing.

22. Take away the entire second half except for the Yash Tonk bits.

23. Speaking of which, shame on you for not putting Yash Tonk in any of the ads or posters.

24. Fire Tanisha’s make-up person.

25. Go find a man named Samir Karnik and have an nice, long chat about what you two have done.

psa

Forget everything else. Have you seen Swades yet?

hot heads

Yesterday I ate bheja masala, which is basically curried sheep’s brains. I can now cross “brains” off the list of foods to eat before I die.

As far as taste goes, it’s slightly underwhelming. Mind you, the version I had came in a heavily spiced gravy, but it tastes a bit like boiled egg-whites. Perhaps this has something to do with the general ineptitude of sheep; perhaps human brains have a sharper taste.

And yes, I did spend much of the meal fighting the urge to say “Braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnns….” with my eyes upturned and my limp hand prodding forward.

spotty

I’m sure we’ve all, at one time or the other, come across this situation: someone comes back after a concert, a movie, or any event you’re interested in, and instead of talking about the event, they go off on a tangent about how bad the parking was, or the weird guy who sat next to them, while you’re sitting there with the slowly dawning feeling that you aren’t going to ever find out about the concert itself. Watching Michel Gondry’s Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind left me with similar feelings.

Eternal… is by no means a terrible movie; the concept of a person erasing people from their memories is fascinating, and seen from the mind’s eye of its protagonist, Joel Barish (Jim Carrey), it takes the form of a trippy, non-linear romp through his memories as all traces of his ex-girlfriend Clementine (Kate Winslet) are slowly and methodically wiped away.

The special effects in these scenes are top notch. As someone who knows some of the technical side of things, let me tell you, doing special effects on a moving camera shot is a nightmare. Eternal… employs a lot of handheld camera-work, and yet each subtle effect, be it a car literally disassembling out of existence, or the covers of thousands of books disappearing to white, is handled flawlessly.

The screenplay (By Charlie Kaufman, from a story by Gondry, Kaufman and Pierre Bismuth) itself, however, is less impressive, and doesn’t live up to the high standard of its premise. Joel and Clementine were pretty close, now they’ve broken up, and Clementine has had the memory of Joel erased from her. Joel decides, then, to do the same to her, i.e. have her erased from his brain. The rest of the film follows Joel on the night that the procedure takes place, and intercuts with the team performing the procedure on him.

(some Spoilers follow)

It is this subplot that I found more interesting than Joel and Clementine’s love story. There are some very intriguing characters here, and nearly all of them are wasted. Firstly, there is Patrick (Elijah Wood), an assistant at the clinic who — it is revealed early on — is using Joel’s discarded memorabilia of Clementine to woo her, replaying Joel’s words and memories. Patrick’s character, despite being worthy of an entire movie on his own (a man who steals other people’s memories for romantic gain) serves no purpose other than seeming a bit creepy, and giving us a look at post-procedure Clementine and how she’s not coping very well.

Then there’s Mary (Kirsten Dunst, in Eternal‘s best performance) as the clinic’s receptionist, and Tom Wilkinson’s Dr. Mierzwiak, seemingly the inventor of the erasure procedure. I don’t want to spoil too much, but suffice to say that when these guys’ story got going I was very irritated that the movie kept cutting back to Joel’s brain and yet another memory of him being a emotional arse and Clementine being somewhat likeable, but not quite.

And therein lies the problem for me: the protagonists aren’t particularly likeable people, they don’t really seem to be in love at any point — just going along for the socially approved girlfriend/boyfriend ride because they’re too uptight to work on themselves first. In fact, at the end of the story I’m not convinced that they won’t be back to the doctor in a week demanding another erasure of each other, and I’m the sort of guy who’ll believe any leap of logic in a romantic film! Any good story features a concievable change in the protagonist’s character, and while it may seem that Joel does make that change at the very end, it seems more out of curiosity than any self-improvement; it doesn’t sell for me, it doesn’t hold water.

(end Spoilers)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind has a lot worth watching; Kirsten Dunst, the special effects, and nobody in the cast puts in a bad performance. But it still feels like a missed opportunity. I wish I’d been able to hear about the concert.

you’ve got red on you

This weekend, I suggest you go and see Shaun of the Dead, not just because it’s one of the best English language films released this year, but also because I command you to.

This Edgar Wright film stars Simon Pegg (who, along with the director, co-wrote Shaun…) as routine-ridden TV salesman Shaun, and no, unlike what the title suggests, he’s not dead, but pretty much everyone else is. Undead, I mean. Unlike other movies of the genre, the actual undead are not the focus of the movie, which is the main reason I like it. This isn’t some exercise in machismo and silicone enhanced breasts bursting from tight, sweat soaked t-shirts like most American horror movies; for once, the tagline for a movie reads right: “A Romantic Comedy. With Zombies.”

It’s not just a romantic comedy either; there’s some pretty emotional scenes in here, and only one gun (well, a few more show up at the end, but it doesn’t matter). This will sound screwy, but Shaun… is the closest we’ll get to a realistic account of what would happen if, indeed, shambling zombies did rise up and clog the streets. The characters are normal people, they behave in normal ways and come up with normal plans, and because of their utter lack of traditional heroics they end up being much more heroic. Simon Pegg, in particular, puts in a great performance, and the supporting cast (even the zombies!) are anything but cardboard cutouts.

But perhaps Shaun…‘s greatest achievement is its subtle messages about our own zombie society. To say more would be heading into spoiler territory, so I’ll just say this, to those who’ve seen it: That was one hell of an epilogue, huh? This part of the film will probably be lost on most viewers who just want to see blood and guts (and in that department it doesn’t disappoint, going for fewer gory scenes, but more effective ones).

So shamble to your nearest cineplex and see a guy in a white shirt take on hordes of gurgling undead armed only with a cricket bat (which, if you’ve ever held one, you’ll know is much more effective than those puny, light baseball bats). Don’t see it if lots of gore and violence puts you off, though. The equally excellent Ying Xiong might be a good alternative.

And remember, if you get cornered, bash ’em in the head, that seems to work out.

piquancy, spider-man 2 review

it's a minefield out there

So I saw Spider-Man 2 the other day (and don’t worry, I know it isn’t out in India yet, so this review will be spoiler-free). It was much better than I thought it would be (and I thought it would be fantastic). I would go so far as to say that it’s the best movie based on a comic-book yet (although I’m keeping my fingers crossed for David Hayter’s Watchmen adaptation).

Spider-Man 2 is not a film for kids. Sure, you can take your kids along, and they’ll like the swinging in spandex super-hero shenanigans (lookit, I’m alliterating like Stan The Man), but this movie is best appreciated by people a lot older. While Spider-Man (1) was a great adaptation of a classic character, the sequel is very much its own beast; more mature, more true to itself. The humour, for one thing, is ten times more subtle, and ten times as effective. It’s a bit like Cyclops’s “Yellow Spandex” line in X-Men: it pokes fun at its roots as much as it pays tribute to them.

(By the way, the Yellow Spandex line will forever be forgotten once you see Spider-Man 2’s soon-to-be-classic Elevator Scene. Trust me.)

Plot wise, there are a few holes (the main “evil villain doomsday device” being one of them) but this is the first super-hero film to have less screen-time on the costume and more on the guy in it, and through some rather bold moves regarding the character’s secret identity, the movie breaks down the dicothomy between mild-mannered “alter ego” and masked super-guy (much like Watchmen did, especially with Rorschach and Dr. Manhattan). Peter Parker isn’t the guy who turns into a hero, he is the hero. In many ways, it’s the first super-hero movie of the Revisionist school (which Alan Moore’s Watchmen and Frank Miller’s Dark Knight Returns made popular — all super-hero comics for the past 20 years live in the shadow of them).

Taken as an example of Revisionist storytelling, it’s first rate; the core issue the film deals with is the same that’s at the crux of every Spider-Man blurb (“With great power comes great responsibility”) but the idea is dissected and played out so well (and on so many levels) that it’s fascinating viewing even for jaded Revisionist fans like me. One wonders how Marvel even approved this script: if anything, it makes the already simplistic, one-note plotting in their comics look even worse. We all knew there was a great character in Spider-Man, we’d even seen flashes of it from time to time, but it took Sam Raimi and team to bring that character — that person — to screen, fully realised.

Of course, many a great plot is marred by dull performances, but Raimi pulls off the impossible by getting even better performances out of everyone involved. Of special note is Aunt May (Rosemary Harris), who in the books has usually been relegated to a frail, ineffectual old lady who’s forever the main symbol of Parker’s guilt. Spider-Man 2’s Aunt May is one of the strongest characters in the movie (and not just in the spiritual sense; she even gets to smack a villain). Alfred Molina (he’s English! I never knew) plays Doc Ock the way he plays most roles he’s given: very, very well, and all my fears of his charcter being less interesting than Willem Defoe’s Green Goblin have been dispelled.

Visually the film is sumptuous. The move to Cinemascope from 16:9 widescreen (which all of Sam Raimi’s previous films have been made in, I believe) really expands the canvas and makes those swinging scenes even more breath-taking. Bill Pope (The Matrix trilogy, as well as Raimi’s Army of Darkness and Darkman) does the cinematography and brings some real dynamism to the action, but more importantly the Peter Parker scenes are handled with intimacy and care. I’m not the biggest fan of American Cinematographers (too stagey, uniform palettes, always slaves to the 4:3 centre of the screen for making a good video pan-scan transfer) but Pope’s one of the best out there, and in Spider-Man 2 he proves that all those great shots in The Matrix trilogy weren’t only the Wachowski brothers’ doing.

Special effects are also a lot better than the first (which was, for lack of a better word, rubbery); the Doc Ock animations especially are top-notch. If Spider-Man looks a little less dynamic in action, it’s because now he’s actually animated like a human being, rather than the contortionist they tried last time, when all the animators seemed to have a heavy Todd McFarlane hangover.

If you can, do watch this film in a cinema with a good system (in India this means it’s time to fork out Multiplex money, kids), because it really enhances the experience. From Doc Ock’s tentacles (that really make your seat vibrate — at least in a good theatre) to the clinking of a million shards of shattered glass, every effect is pitch perfect and never over-blown. Danny Elfman’s score is probably good, and I say this because I don’t remember much of it (unlike the first, which had the biggest over-the-top soundtrack since the first Harry Potter movie); it’s not as pumped up and attention-grabbing as John Ottman’s X2 score, but it does its job well.

It’s rare that a movie completely exceeds your expectations, and even rarer that a big blockbuster does (the last one was Pirates of the Carribean), so watch and don’t worry that you’re laughing more than your kids.

Especially during that Elevator Scene.

soso

the chutney is good, but the puris are soft and there's too much rock salt

priceless, lakshya review

take that, scourge of evil!

The lime, chillies and piece of charcoal hanging from a string is a charm used to ward off evil/bring good luck (to a business, especially). You’ll find them hanging at the threshold of even the most modern and trendy shops, and also under the front bumpers of goods trucks. I have seen it in use in domestic situations as well, though not as often as a string of mango leaves and flowers (usually marigolds).

The word underneath it, Amul (pronounced “uh-moul”) literally means “priceless” — it’s also a brand of butter and dairy products, and hence its presence on a sign at the top of a shop.

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You know that joke, “I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out”? Well, I went to a war movie and a Lakshya broke out.

Lakshya (which rather coldly translates as ‘target’ or ‘aim’ — and doesn’t convey the emotional resonance the sanskrit word has) is the second film from director Farhan Akhtar (Dil Chahta Hai), and his first film not written by him (it’s written by his father, uber-lyricist Javed Akhtar). It’s mostly set in 1999, during the Kargil war, in which ‘terrorists’ (the majority of which were plain-clothes Pakistani army) infiltrated Indian territory and, well, tried to fuck with us.

We won.

Instead of being a broad, epic retelling of the actual events like J.P. Dutta’s LoC: Kargil (which had as many as 30 lead characters, not to mention their girlfriends and wives), Lakshya is a fictional account of a single soldier, Karan Shergill (Hrithik Roshan), in his pre-army days (where he’s an aimless urbanite) and during one mission of the Kargil war. It’s a coming of age story, much like Dil Chahta Hai; and also like DCH, it completely redefines its genre (for Hindi Mainstream Cinema, at least). It is, however, much more mature and subdued than DCH, and (perhaps its best quality) less filmi*.

Lakshya doesn’t follow any cinematic trend, or school; it’s simply Lakshya. The narrative takes its own time (the movie is over three hours long) but never seems slow; if anything, it seems to rush by too quickly. The battles scenes are not glorified at all; there’s no showdown between the hero and the main villain where they engage in a long, slow-motion fist-fight. The actual battle is a protracted, week long affair of attacks and retreats, lures and feints, and not a 20 minute gung-ho assault with a million men. The film isn’t about beating the bad guys and kicking sand in their face, it’s about reaching your goal, your lakshya. The love story between the hero and his sometimes girlfriend (Preity Zinta, playing a journalist) is not the usual cacophony of posturing and posing.

It’s a good story, well told, well acted, with lots of really good music (by Shankar/Ehsaan/Loy).

To say much more would ruin it, and so, if you can, do watch Lakshya. I think my brother said it best: “This is how war movies should be made.”

Oh, and I’ll ‘ruin it’ in the inevitable Post Mortem, which will be written after I’ve watched it again on DVD.

* Filmi: Indians use this term to define any unrealistic qualities of a film, i.e. the cinematic, dramatic stylization of events that happen in movies. I’ve seen the term ‘filmic’ being used by English-language reviewers, and while it’s close enough — like the word Lakshya — it doesn’t quite convey the emotion.

halo, hum tum and camera settings

one of the statues on Flora Fountain in South Mumbai

Well, Martha says text is good, so here’s some more (BTW, if I got my dates right, Happy Birthday Alex!).

The picture above is of one of the statues around the base of Flora Fountain in what is now called Hutatma Chowk. The picture quality is a bit less than satisfactory because back when this photo was taken (October 2003) the digital camera was set to “HQ” mode, which gave me around 140-160 2288×1712 pictures per 128MB card. It’s the default storage setting on the camera, so I let it be. Unfortunately these photos are JPEG compressed (probably 70-80%) done in-camera, which adds a bit of noise that isn’t apparent until you muck around with contrast and gamma settings.

Around January I switched it to SHQ mode, which is still JPEG, but probably 90% (the manual didn’t specify), so now I average around 70 pictures per 128MB card. The quality difference is discernible, and postworked images don’t suffer from that “digital camera look” characterized by aliasing, blue red and green noise dots, and sometimes a glowing edge on objects. Granted, the near filmic quality of the Olympus C4000 has much to do with image quality — I’ve seen raw dumped shots from other digital cameras of a similar level that don’t compare favourably.

So, long story short: if you’re getting a digital camera (for more than just “memory” shots like party and holiday snaps), make sure you set it up (most come with a “My Mode” for default personal settings) so that you have the maximum size/quality. You may get fewer photos per card, but they’ll be of a better quality. If you have one of those fancy higher capacity storage formats (plain old Smart Media here) you can even try TIFF, although they’re huge (only around 8-12 fit on 128MB), and take forever to write to the disk.

Heck, even if you are only going to use it for red-eye pics of inebriated, sweaty companions at social dos, bump up the quality and count their crows feet or decide if he’s wearing a Rolex or a Rolux.

Went out and watched Hum Tum yesterday, and it was nice enough. Whether it’s “inspired” by When Harry Met Sally is moot point for me since I haven’t seen that movie.

Hum Tum is another solid romantic comedy/drama (emphasis on the comedy this time) from Yash Raj films; I think pretty much all the films they’ve made in the past decade have been romances of some kind, although they seem to be branching out with Dhoom (Supari doesn’t count for me because they only acted as distributor in the Maharashtra territory, as far as I know). We know pretty much what the expect from Yash Raj films by now: high production values, designer clothes, great cinematography, foreign locations, good music, happy endings.

This film is no exception. But that’s a good thing. The plot is pretty standard in that it’s Boy Meets Girl (in this case Saif Ali Khan meets Rani Mukherji), Girl Hates Boy, Comedy Ensues, but it’s paced in a very non-standard way. There’s a lot of moving around in this film, since it takes place over eight or nine years. There are handy reminders in the form of little animated doodles giving the place (usually the city’s most famous landmark, like the Eiffel Tower or the Gateway of India) and the time passed (in years).

The manner in which the story unfolds works more for than against the movie, as you do indeed sense the passage of time, but it never seems fragmented. The costumes and hair help immensely in this, as each character’s look changes subtly over consecultive periods, but just enough to keep it noticable. They still wear clothes last seen in a Punjabi Discotheque, but we’ve come to expect over the top clothes from our films. Besides, if you saw 99% of Hindi films today you’d think that this country of one billion and countless enthnic cultures and sub-cultures is populated solely by Punjabis so it is understandable that all these celluloid Punjabis would wear clothes that only Punjabis would.

Shava, etc.

What strikes you about the story is that the relationship between the protagonists builds up gradually, and is very natural. There’s no “time compression” like other Hindi films where the protags are expected to fall in love by the one-third mark so that they can shove in a love song, and then bide time quietly until the intermission cliffhanger. in Hum Tum there is no moment where the two fall in love; before you know it, they just are which, other than being realistic, is a welcome touch.

The conflict, of course, arises from the fact that the two are about as similar as vada pav and lobster thermidore. In the first half Rani Mukherji’s character is a bit annoying in that she’s overly dismissive of everything, but having met many, many girls who are exactly like her I can at least attest to her character’s realism. Of course, Saif Ali Khan’s character is also a bit obnoxious (a quality Punjabi Hindi film protagonists just have to possess, it seems), but he is much more open and straightforward about himself. Post intermission both characters sober up and act like normal people, thankfully, and this is where much of the movie’s best writing and plotting is.

A bunch of animated bits are sprinkled throughout the film, featuring two characters that the hero — a cartoonist by profession — draws for a living. These are by far the weakest parts of the film, both writing-wise and especially animation wise (luckily there are only a couple post-interval). Some animations are just sub-par, and even the parts that are decent are not even as good as most Hanna Barbera work from the 1960s. Most people will say “Oh, but it’s very good for Indians” but just because we have a pitiful animation scene doesn’t mean that we are incapable of creating top quality, international level stuff, or that we shouldn’t aspire to do so.

Kunal Kohli directs this, his second feature film. He’s much better this time around. His last, Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, was good in parts — funny ,even — and painfully melodramatic the rest of the time. Hum Tum is, by contrast, funnier, not melodramatic even when it has every chance to be, and the dramatic bits pack in emotional bits usually only reserved for ‘realistic’ cinema.

Really, the drama bits (especially Saif and Rani in the women’s bathroom bit) are surprisingly honest and straightforward; no long wailing BG score or rivers of tears, or dialogue more convoluted than legalese. Literally nothing feels stretched in this film, which is a rarity in mainstream Hindi cinema today.

Newsflash: Saif Ali Khan can do serious roles! The man who was branded a hulka-phulka (lightweight) actor from before he even started films, and then turned into a comedy specialist post Dil Chahta Hai, turns in a surprisingly good performance. He’s good in the comedic bits, no doubt, but his serious scenes are very understated and intense without seeming cold. Lookit, our actors are learning how to act without screaming and scowling! What’s next, Ashutosh Rana playing a mime?

Rani Mukherhi is… sigh. What’s left to be said about her? Great comedic actress. Great dramatic actress. Can dance the pants off God. Gorgeous. She was in Kal Ho Naa Ho for exactly five seconds and suddenly made the movie worth watching. All my bad memories of Chalte Chalte and that Govinda movie where he acts like a mute have been erased. Or balanced off, anyway (Chalte Chalte… *shudder*)

So. On the whole, a good movie. It doesn’t reinvent the wheel, but nor does it just buff and polish it. Well worth your 50-60 rupees, and maybe even Multiplex rates.

Some niggles (i.e. stuff that really doesn’t matter):

– Parts of the film are digitally scanned (especially stuff with overlays, animation etc). The contrast on these are off (i.e. they’re dull), so the same scene in the beginning and in a digitally processed flashback sequence look noticable different. Yash Raj usually do a bang-up job on their postwork, but not so this time. Most people won’t notice, but I did.

– Is Rani Mukherji using some kind of space-age instant drying mehendi?

– Does every cartoonist squeal and bounce around when they draw their characters on paper napkins? Trust me, folks, it’s nowhere as exciting in real life (and if we did laugh a lot when doodling, it would make the lines shaky).

– Jimmy Shergill’s shirt when he goes to pick up Rani at the airport: now I’d love to see the fractal formula and seed for that.

– Abhishek Bachchan gets to be married to Rani Mukherji a lot in movies these days. Lucky littlegrumblegrumblegrumble.

When I go to the theatre I’m usually as interested in the previews of upcoming films as I am interested in the movie itself; we got a good selection of stuff I hadn’t seen before:

Deewar: Let’s Bring Our Heroes Home
They’ve been showing the thirty second teaser for this for what seems like forever (it played before the last two movies I saw), and while it looks sufficiently dusty and green and stuff on celluloid I’m only somewhat interested in it. The more detailed looks I’ve seen on TV have done little to increase my enthusiasm. Sure, I’ll watch it, but maybe not in theatres. Of course, I’ve been seeing trailers for months now, and I vaguely remember a May release date that has obviously passed by now.

Kyon? Ho Gaya Naa…
As with Deewar, this film’s teaser has also been shown the last two times I went to see a movie. On the whole it seems like your typical romantic movie, with Amitabh (He’s in EVERYTHING! Not that I’m complaining…) acting as some kind of ‘sutradhaar’ or something. You know, the wise/crafty/muysterious character who gets the two young’uns together. They’ve started showing a song trailer on TV, and it’s this weird pastiche of Russian Cossack style music (you know, the stereotypical music they show burly guys squatting and ‘kicking’ to).

The song (by Shankar Ehsaan Loy, sung by Shankar) is catchy enough, though whether it will be welcomed by finicky Indian tastes remains to be seen. It follows the usual “Guy says don’t fall in love”/”Girl says fall in love” routine, so I suppose the characters should follow these stereotypes at the start of the film. Hopefully they’ll be more than just that. Posters with Amitabh in a decidedly djinn-like pose are unexpected, and interesting. Worth a look when it comes out, I suppose. Hideous title graphic, though. Looks like the front of a soup can, or worse, a dot com startup.

Gayab
I think Ram Gopal Varma should just rename The Factory to “Prime Focus’s Bitch”. So now Gayab is presented by RGV as a “Factory Product” in association with Prime Focus, otherwise known as that blue building in the suburbs with all the hash smoking media types waiting out front. The titles in the trailer are very nice at the beginning, then go totally mediocre during the actual stuff. The special effects are quite good (those “empty shirt” animations Prabhudeva did 10 years ago still get the job done, but Prime Focus’s postwork consoles spiffy it up and make it blend better). The one discernable 3D overlay (a floating TV remote) was a bit iffy.

The film itself seems like yet another Ram Gopal Varma “irritating” movie; it appears to be cut from much the same cloth as Darna Mana Hai (same director too, Prawaal Raman). One wonders if it originated as one of the stories in DMH. Tusshar Kapoor looks somewhat uncomfortable as the nerdy protagonist, Antara Mali is just Antara Mali, but not quite as disturbingly emotive as in Main Madhuri Dixit Banna Chahti Hoon!. Whether Tusshar manages to pull off the Nobody turned Magically Enhanced Madman role as well as Aaftab Shivdasani did in his segment in DMH remains to be seen (come to think of it, the plots seem very similar, right down to the musclebound boyfriend and abusive parents). Might catch it on DVD, just because there is actually a good actor somewhere in Tusshar.

Lakshya
Now this I’m going to go see in the next week or so. When I first saw Lakshya‘s TV teaser I went “Huh?” because it looked nothing like the deep meditation on a soldier’s life I’d been hearing about; it looked like an out-take from Dil Chahta Hai. Subsequent trailers have made me warm to it, and yesterday I caught one of the “army” trailers on TV before heading for the cinema, where the Theatrical trailer was shown. My Dad complained that there weren’t enough of the songs in it (the songs are very good — Shankar Ehsaan Loy again), but I disagree; the trailer finally concentrated on what the movie is actually about, which is what we’ve been hearing ever since the project was announced. I usually don’t like war movies, but I’ll watch Lakshya because it doesn’t seem like one. Sure, there are soldiers and there are battlefields, but nothing in the trailer suggested that it was anything like the usual armed forces movies we are used to in India.

Preity Zinta was conspicuously sparse in the trailer (I counted two appearances) as was Amitabh (just one), but that was only because the trailer (and the movie, I think) is fully focussed on Hrithik Roshan; it’s nice to see that someone out there isn’t making everything with a cast of a dozen stars with equal screen time in mind.

(on a similar note, Hum Tum‘s promos also only highlighted the two leads, despite the fact that there are at least four other famous actors in it, albeit in supporting roles)

Hrithik Roshan, even in the trailer, shows a newfound depth and believability in his acting. Oddly enough, he had it in his first film (Kaho Naa.. Pyaar Hai) and then became an over-ther-top caricature for the next two years until Koi… Mil Gaya. It’s nice to see that the new (or rather old) Hrithik Roshan is here to stay. And if I can fend off the hordes of Arab and Pakistani women that flock to see his films in the first week, I’ll be watching Lakshya very soon.

Dhoom
So, on the surface it looks like The Fast and the Furious meets Torque by way of Amar Akbar Anthony. I’d still watch it over either of the two American movies. There’s something about a Hindi movie that makes it seem appealing no matter what it’s about (Hey, I actually watched all of Yaadein). Besides, it’s got Abhishek Bachcan shooting things on a bike, so what’s not to like?

Dev
Eh… Nope. Not going to see this one. Not even on DVD. I saw Govind Nihalani’s last film, Thakshak, and while I don’t like gangster moview it was worth watching for the good jobs done by Ajay Devgan, Tabu and Rahul Bose. Dev has a stellar cast of good actors, but I just don’t like riot movies. I don’t like “atrocity” movies in general, no matter how socially relevant or “must see” they are supposed to be (If you say “The Passion of the Christ” I will say “The Life of Brian“, if you say “Saving Private Ryan” I will say, “Allo Allo“>). Now I can stand violence, I can even enjoy it sometimes (grinned right through From Dusk Till Dawn). One of the reasons I hated Hindi movies growing up is that from the eighties up until the mid nineties pretty much every movie had some elements of abusive, hateful violence. I don’t pay money to go watch a bunch of people gang rape women (I won’t even watch it for free), even if it is on screen for just half a second. Yes, yes, it goes on in the world, I know, but this is entertainment, and I’ll watch what I choose to, not what people say I should.

None of you told me to watch Shark Skin Man Peach Hip Girl, or The Adventures of Mark Twain or The Bird People of China, or to read The Man from Charisma or Bikini Planet.

But I did.

And look at me now. :hehe:

Vishal

rain, ghost, fly, cousin

India good. Monsoon good. Amit’s computer just slightly less messed up than owner. Will revert to Rorshach-speak for sake of terse coolness hereforth.

Hurm.

Puny Amit protests to my summation of his life.

Nevermore, I smite him with a large sarcastic remark. Whee.

Saw Bhoot last week. Apparently it killed someone. On a side note, met Dolly the other day at a *trendy* (READ: Overpriced and horrible product) Bandra cafe and spotted the ghost herself (Barkha Madan) sitting at the next table. Looks kinda cute in real life.

Darna Mana Hai comes out in July. Promos now elaborate on the stories. Run of the mill Twilight Zone stuff. Man who can stop time. Man picks up hitch-hiker who starts talking about ghosts… gee, if that doesn’t end with one of them being a ghost I’ll be very, very surprised. Perhaps Urmila will show up and kill everyone.

Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon has some really crappy print ads. “Two Prems, One Diwani” — No shit. Promos now include one with Kareena Kapoor trying ridiculously hard to steer a yacht in ishtyle, and hence looking like she’s playing pinball with coral reefs. Still, slight improvement over the bicycle skills she displayed in Yaadein. For this we are thankful.

Interesting developments in game-ville. I especially like the part about how you can “successfully suck the blood from these points, you can also help the “victim” to ease their defective physical conditions”

Tales of Symphonia looks awesome. Too bad I don’t have the necessary hardware for it.

XP is the devil’s OS.

Hurm.

Puny Amit defends XP. Exuse me, chores to attend to at 2:45 in the morning on a rainy night.

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