Ughig (uh-gig) - n. - A venomous snake of the viper family known for its strange hiccuping hiss. Used in some Gornado tribes in the deadly Snake Dances to ward off leprosy, malaria, and hiccups.

Ughig:
1) A small piece of buttered white toast that fell behind the counter three months ago, now discovered when you're dusting and, unfortunately, is the only piece of food in the house -- also, you're really, really hungry.

2) A wicker wheelbarrow with silk ribbons on the handles, used to transport the last available (and therefore ugliest) prostitute from the only brothel at the other end of the city, past every other empty brothel with groups of disgruntled patrons outside, to your Lord's castle where everyone is too drunk to notice that the entire harem escaped hours ago and is now safe in your hut, warming the hay bed your Beloved Lord was too cheap to pay for, the bastard.

3) the ammunition of a Used Tampons En Fuego Gattling Gun, as in, "Run for the underside of large yaks, the sky is raining ughigs!"

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