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I stop counting past one

Vishal — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:35:51 -0700

I stop counting past one handful.

Spyder — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:06:01 -0700

I DONT WANT TO BE SPAM!
Why?! Why does the bot hate me so?
I hate potted meat.

Spyder — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:04:56 -0700

Hm. I do not measure my penis very often. It gets embarassed.

But I wonder how boobs measure up. Does anyone know the metric equivalent to bra size?

Vishal — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:51:33 -0700

Maybe it knows I'm Indian and it's giving all you backwards Imperial Measurements folks Metric puzzles, thereby confoozling you.

Hehehe stupid Imperialists. I thow my A4 sheets at you!*

*(Also, penises are bigger when measured in millimetres. Just saying...)

Vishal — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:45:44 -0700

Why am I so cruel?

Because Math BDSM is the bestest kind.

Mmmm, MathBDSM....

PS Your comment was eaten up by spambot. I have retrieved it from its cialis and viagra infested bowels. Huzzah!

Spyder — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:25:17 -0700

Aw... and now its telling me Im potential Spam. I don't even eat meat, Im made of vegetable proteins (no wonder I can't do math).

My self esteem is crushed.

Spyder — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:23:57 -0700

I just got a question asking me to do math!
AND I GOT IT WRONG!

WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL!? WHY MUST YOU POINT OUT MY MATH INADEQUACIES?!

*counts fingers again*